{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Mar-16 01:45:03 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4097945","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1766\" class=\"url\" title=\"Zenneth River-Styx\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">zennx<\/span><\/a><\/span> ... All of my childhood I never ONCE paid attention to her traffic cone eyepoking-abilities ... Dang... I guess I just do not find screaming woman with grey hair and magic attractive or that probably would not have happened."}