{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Mar-16 13:11:35 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4098238","html":"When Trump becomes president, I'm staying right here. I live right near DC, so I'll be among the first to die in the Armageddon."}