{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 03-Mar-16 20:52:06 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4099288","html":"Real headline I read today: "A US ambassador has taken her Russian counterpart to watch an LGBT musical on Broadway."  OK but WHAT IF the Russian counterpart is also a woman and while watching the play she discovers she's totally lesbians for the US ambassador and it's like their first date"}