{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Thursday, 03-Mar-16 23:30:29 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4099488","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3182\" class=\"url\" title=\"M80 Ball\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">m14brony<\/span><\/a><\/span> the thing about life is that EVERYTHING can be arousing to someone.<br \/>One day you'll be walking around the street then <b>*splat*<\/b> you step on dog poo, little do you know that tiny asian lady (or man, it was hard to notice what with her\/him having her\/his back turned) would have totally banged you right there and then."}