{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Friday, 04-Mar-16 05:32:56 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4099869","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3182\" class=\"url\" title=\"M80 Ball\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">m14brony<\/span><\/a><\/span> people who say that have never been face to face with a rain deer who thinks you are a threat to their newborn calf<br \/>THEY HAVE JAGGED HOOKS ON THEIR HEADS FFS<br \/>Do humans have jagged hooks?<br \/>Do they have hooves that can cave your skull in, just by walking over it?<br \/>Do they have thick fur that prevents you from defending yourself with a knife?<br \/>Humans are grape prey, they can't even navigate by smell<br \/>You place a human in the woods and startle it the appleer hides behind the nearest tree, kuz they are too afraid to move further.<br \/>Fish in a barrel (without water) are harder to kill"}