{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Friday, 04-Mar-16 06:29:47 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4099886","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3182\" class=\"url\" title=\"M80 Ball\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">m14brony<\/span><\/a><\/span> yeah, against unarmed targets, I could open a FrankerZing museum just for bladed weapons<br \/>ever seen someone detach someone's retinas with a pommel bash to the eye socket?<br \/>I can do that grape<br \/>I barely hurts, but people freak out every grapeing time &quot;OH NOES, I'M GOING BLIND, HALP, HALP!&quot; or something like that.<br \/>Serial killers are predatory hunters, they go after the weak first, and I can be a lot of things, but weak isn't one of them... not anymore"}