{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"m14brony's status on Wednesday, 09-Mar-16 04:16:32 UTC","author_name":"m14brony","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/m14brony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4103886","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pizza Delivery Guy\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">narwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> He's actually Ted Cruz and he is laying out his plans for his next victims."}