{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Mar-16 22:53:19 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4104272","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tiffany\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">tiffany<\/span><\/a><\/span> Let's talk tactics. Can you somehow woo her by being all Alpha male like as you stand over your chrush's crushes crushed corpse while having a bigass sigar in your mouth while in military boots and striking a pose ? If not, you are not Duke Nukem, and you probably would not be able to get away with murder anyway."}