{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Friday, 11-Mar-16 15:17:57 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4105448","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2706\" class=\"url\" title=\"the beggest loser on the beach\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mushi<\/span><\/a><\/span> I mean yeah but a generic liquid is generally considered water in the abstract, though that's just semantics so eh"}