{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Saturday, 26-Mar-16 18:34:49 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4116848","html":"So I had this dream last night that my roommates and I were, not exactly squatting, but sneaking into people's homes while they were away and just, like, watching TV, but then we got caught and I somehow ended up having a fancy dinner with my parents and one of the families we were . . . mooching off of? Anyway, the family matron was just like Mallory Archer and everything I did irritated her to no end, so I did so much stuff because it was hilarious. Also, at one point, we were washing a guy's truck so that we could hide behind\/under\/inside the truck and blend in with a detailing crew, and I gifted a wristwatch to his son because it was Halloween."}