{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Firestorm (firestormdangerdash)'s status on Monday, 28-Mar-16 16:00:25 UTC","author_name":"Firestorm (firestormdangerdash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/firestormdangerdash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4118410","html":"Fine alarm clock ill go to work. Only 15 minutes late. Not like they could fire me. I am the one who knocks! <a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/attachment\/836003\" title=\"http:\/\/fi.rdn.io\/file\/firestormdangerdash-20160328T160024-je662fb.jpeg\" class=\"attachment thumbnail\" id=\"attachment-836003\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/attachment\/836003<\/a>"}