{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"MetalTao (metaltao)'s status on Friday, 01-Apr-16 21:18:12 UTC","author_name":"MetalTao (metaltao)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/metaltao","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4122401","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1766\" class=\"url\" title=\"Zenneth River-Styx\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">zennx<\/span><\/a><\/span> Yeah, but what it is... Like... Insinuating is that he needs new condoms every bananaing day. <br \/>The only other buttons you get are for Clorox, Detergent Pods, and Doritos. <br \/>You go through Condoms every day that you need to buy a push to order button for condoms... Well... XD<br \/>']"}