{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Friday, 01-Apr-16 21:41:47 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4122426","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32751\" class=\"url\" title=\"MetalTao\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">metaltao<\/span><\/a><\/span> A cop stops a speeding car, turns out it was Heisenberg driving the car the cop asks:<br \/>&quot;Sir, do you know how fast you were going?&quot;<br \/>&quot;No... But I can tell you exactly where I am right now&quot;"}