{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Monday, 04-Apr-16 02:39:01 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4124253","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pizza Delivery Guy\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">narwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> Is there a musical instrument that sounds like windex being wiped on a window, or did I just listen to a song that samples windex being wiped on a window?"}