{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jon and Angela Conrad (fnordly)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-11 16:08:00 UTC","author_name":"Jon and Angela Conrad (fnordly)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/fnordly","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/412721","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2043\" class=\"url\" title=\"Christopher Bell\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mrdragon<\/span><\/a><\/span> I never can remember the comedian's name, but he had an awesome skit where he would change costumes and play several parts including Pinocchio and the old man saying, &quot;Off the lawn! Darned kids won't stay off the goshed darn lawn... What you do is shake your fist at them. That will learn 'em.&quot;"}