{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jon and Angela Conrad (fnordly)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-11 17:29:44 UTC","author_name":"Jon and Angela Conrad (fnordly)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/fnordly","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/412918","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> I've seen a house fly. I've seen a horse fly. I've seen a dragon fly. I've seen a rubber band, a (something) and a needle that winked its eye... but it beat everything that I've ever seen, when I saw an elephant fly."}