{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-11 19:41:19 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/413070","html":"&quot;!<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/group\/340\/id\" class=\"url\" title=\"CSI: Miami one-liners (csi)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">Horatio<\/span><\/a><\/span>, this man was mauled to death by rabid squirrels!&quot;  &quot;Looks like the squirrels... B-|... thought he was nuts.&quot;  !<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/group\/340\/id\" class=\"url\" title=\"CSI: Miami one-liners (csi)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">YEAAAAHHHHH<\/span><\/a><\/span>"}