{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Apr-16 02:06:01 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4130737","html":"&quot;Daughter, I didn't know you were a witch&quot;<br \/>&quot;What are you talking about, dad?&quot;<br \/>&quot;The house elf&quot;<br \/>&quot;Dad, that's my boyfriend!&quot;<br \/>&quot;Here, take this sock, be free&quot;<br \/>&quot;DAD!&quot;"}