{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jon and Angela Conrad (fnordly)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-11 20:30:57 UTC","author_name":"Jon and Angela Conrad (fnordly)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/fnordly","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/413140","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Digimon World Sucks\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> Now, here's a little story I've got to tell about three bright mares that you know so well. It started way back in history with Luna, Derpy and me, Pinkie... Been had a little 'gator named Paul Revere. Just me and my little Gummy and a quart of beer. Galloping across the land, kicking up sand, sheriff's posse on my tail, 'cause I'm in demand. One lonely cutie I be. All by myself with no pony. The sun is beating down on my Yankee's hat. The air is getting hot. The beer is getting flat. Looking for a girl, I ran into a guy. He said, &quot;Eeyup.&quot; I swooned, &quot;Hi...&quot; #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/pinkierap\" rel=\"tag\">PinkieRap<\/a><\/span>"}