{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"adiwan (adiwan)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Apr-16 22:02:15 UTC","author_name":"adiwan (adiwan)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/adiwan","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4137734","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tsumbody once told me\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'd read that. I'd rather want to read that but with a d-list super villain, which might be a bit funnier. Imagine all the paperwork managing all the minions, finding tax loopholes for all the storefront companies, and finding the true love in a office environment... namely the fax\/printer. It would be really tragic when a tragic paperjam accident kills the device."}