{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Sunday, 24-Apr-16 10:00:49 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4143368","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tiffany\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">tiffany<\/span><\/a><\/span> What's the difference between a cat and a comma?  <span class=\"spbar\" style=\"color:#000;background-color:#000;\">A cat has claws and the end of its paws, and a comma has a pause at the end of its clause.<\/span>"}