{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Friday, 29-Apr-16 20:19:45 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4151936","html":"Someone expects me to put on pants and be an adult... too bad, they're getting a bathrobe and a barely setnient lifeform."}