{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Sunday, 01-May-16 01:22:46 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4153922","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mahou Shoujo Narwhal-chan\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">narwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> tfw white wine stereotype is &quot;functional alcoholic soccer mom&quot; and red wine stereotype is for classy people"}