{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jon and Angela Conrad (fnordly)'s status on Saturday, 20-Aug-11 19:52:40 UTC","author_name":"Jon and Angela Conrad (fnordly)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/fnordly","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/415935","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2716\" class=\"url\" title=\"James Duncan\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">theowl<\/span><\/a><\/span> Acquiring females is against the law in some countries. In the USA you just have to have ballin' skills or charisma like Justin Beiber or something."}