{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jon and Angela Conrad (fnordly)'s status on Saturday, 20-Aug-11 20:55:05 UTC","author_name":"Jon and Angela Conrad (fnordly)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/fnordly","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/416063","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7\" class=\"url\" title=\"A Lad.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">rotation<\/span><\/a><\/span> That was like this one time that I cut the head off of the statue in the middle of the round-about in Springfield, then that bully made me eat a chili made of my parents, and I liked it, and I don't know if I should feel bad about liking it."}