{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Sunday, 08-May-16 09:24:28 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4164475","html":"&quot;This rubber cement dries in 48 hours&quot; Meh, it's on the tube. so it's probably true <b>*gets out scalpel*<\/b> ... * 20 seconds later * ... YOU LYING TUBE ! LOOK AT MY HANDS !"}