{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Monday, 09-May-16 18:22:00 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4166449","html":"Huh. The force awakens was originally gonna start with Lukes severed hand floating through space before falling onto Jakku. That is so dumb for at least 2 reasons"}