{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Friday, 13-May-16 18:42:00 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4173065","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Gherkin\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> for exactly 1 day I had a band called &quot; Zenn high on crack&quot;<br \/>it was for a school talent show, we just went in for bananas and giggles (as can be proven by them choosing me as the singer, kuz I couldn't sing on key to save my life)<br \/>and I introduced us by saying:<br \/>&quot;Hello school, We're &quot;Zenn High on Crack&quot;, I'm Zenn, and they are high on crack&quot;<br \/>and our #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/1\" rel=\"tag\">1<\/a><\/span> hit song (that was also our only song) was called &quot;Dad doesn't know the maid is a Transvestite&quot;"}