{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Hotpotato Butterfingers (spots)'s status on Saturday, 14-May-16 15:49:06 UTC","author_name":"Hotpotato Butterfingers (spots)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/spots","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4174546","html":"I have a sore throat, the worst type of sick. Like, I would rather have my leg chopped off than have a sore throat"}