{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Hotpotato Butterfingers (spots)'s status on Saturday, 14-May-16 22:11:06 UTC","author_name":"Hotpotato Butterfingers (spots)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/spots","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4175173","html":"this sore throat isn't working for me at all, like, how am I supposed to ask my dog to fight me when my voice gets all gross and I sound like a scaredy loser"}