{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Tuesday, 17-May-16 07:59:34 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4179102","html":"Today I set a record. A record for the worst way getting up. Immagine, both having to sneeze all the time, having a 7\/10 headache, and having the fire alarm go off ( evacuate the building because some dumbass tried to make toast with pieces of mail, or something ) . So yay for me I guess."}