{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Stumperman (stumperman)'s status on Monday, 23-May-16 17:21:19 UTC","author_name":"Stumperman (stumperman)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/stumperman","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4188933","html":"Apparently there was a wave of firing employees at Target today, I must be so good at my job they didn't even have to tell me"}