{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jack (hammersbrony92)'s status on Sunday, 21-Aug-11 20:51:23 UTC","author_name":"Jack (hammersbrony92)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/hammersbrony92","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/419359","html":"*Best friend David calls after I finish work* "I hate you." Me: "...hm?" David: "Ugh, never mind..." Me: "Seriously dude, what's up?" David: "I sort of don't wanna say... I'll talk to you about it later" Me: "What's happening?" *Friendship is Magic theme tune plays on his end of the phone* David: "This... is your fault. You DICK." Hell. Freakin'. Yes."}