{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Shadowbolt Moon (rock and stone!) (shadowboltmoon)'s status on Sunday, 05-Jun-16 20:02:55 UTC","author_name":"Shadowbolt Moon (rock and stone!) (shadowboltmoon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/shadowboltmoon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4207200","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Mustella\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> this all you have to know about marge.   Name: Marge Simpson<br \/>Identity: Nagging housewife and mother - the backbone of the Simpson family.<br \/>Age: 34<br \/>Height: 8' 6&quot;<br \/>Shoe size: 13AA<br \/>Maiden name: Bouvier<br \/>Occupation: Housewife\/homemaker<br \/>Related to: Homer (husband), Bart, Lisa, and Maggie (kids), Patty and Selma (sisters), and Jacqueline Bouvier (mother)<br \/>Catchphrases: Murmur\/groan\/nagging<br \/>Best friend: Ruth Powers<br \/>Enemies: None at present<br \/>Hobbies: Knitting, loom<br \/>Past loves: Jacques Brunswick [7G11], Artie Ziff (In high school) [7F13] Bobby Sherman (as a child) [9F12]<br \/>Fears: Flying<br \/>Previous jobs: French tutor in high school [7F12], carhop waitress, Springfield police officer [2F21], teacher at Springfield Elementary [2F19], worker at SNPP [9F05], and proprietor of pretzel franchise [4F08].<br \/>Other interesting facts: Has webbed toes.<br \/>Appearances: Every episode to date. Marge has been in jail twice,  painted Mr. Burns in the nude been a cop and has been married to Homer twice."}