{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jun-16 22:46:15 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4220047","html":"you see, the box of my cough syrup states that it's supposed to taste like sunflower oil<br \/>it doesn't<br \/>it tastes like fart<br \/>undead fart"}