{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"celestiaforequestria (celestiaforequestria)'s status on Monday, 22-Aug-11 10:02:40 UTC","author_name":"celestiaforequestria (celestiaforequestria)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/celestiaforequestria","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/422047","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Real friends are too mainstream, dude. It's just like what the government told our society to do, man."}