{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Friday, 17-Jun-16 06:47:20 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4220537","html":"so, just saw the dumbest papayaing thing on a RL police show:<br \/>woman1 calls cop<br \/>claims she tried to buy crack from woman2<br \/>and that woman2 took $20 and gave her plaster instead<br \/>woman1 wants her money back<br \/>she LITERALLY called the cop to get her drug money back<br \/>then cop goes and talks to woman2<br \/>asks if she tried to sell drugs to woman1<br \/>woman2 replies: &quot;I don't sell crack, I'm a prostitute&quot;"}