{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Friday, 17-Jun-16 09:10:27 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4220640","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1766\" class=\"url\" title=\"Zenneth Ryver-Styx\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">zennx<\/span><\/a><\/span> Unless if your stove is a jet-fighter engine I doubt 10 minutes will be enough to evaporate a pan\/kettle of water XD.  But yes, sounds evil enough :)"}