{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jun-16 20:32:05 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4227167","html":"#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/protip\" rel=\"tag\">protip<\/a><\/span> For a burst of energy when getting out of bed, scream: &quot;Ah, after 10,000 years I'm free!  It's time to conquer Earth!!&quot;"}