{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 27-Jun-16 21:15:09 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4233945","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"https:\/\/gnutan.xyz\/eris\" class=\"url\" title=\"eris\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">eris<\/span><\/a><\/span> Oleander: The human Mind. Six hundred miles of synaptic fibre, five and a half ounces of cranial fluid, fifteen\u00a0hundred grams of complex neural matter... A three pound pile of dreams. But I\u2019ll tell you what it really is. It is\u00a0the ultimate battlefield--and, the ultimate weapon. The wars of this modern age--The Psychic Age-- are all fought somewhere between these damp, curvaceous undulations. From this day\u00a0forward, you are all Psychic Soldiers. Paranormal Paratroopers! Mental Marines who are\u00a0about to ship out on the adventure of\u00a0their lives! THIS IS OUR BEACHHEAD. And this is your landing craft! You shall engage the enemy in his own mentality! You shall chase his dreams, you shall fight his\u00a0demons, you shall live his nightmares! And those of you who fight well, you will find\u00a0yourselves on the path to becoming international\u00a0secret agents. In other words... PSYCHONAUTS! The rest of you... will BE GONE.<br \/><br \/>Campers: (screaming and crying)<br \/><br \/>Sasha: Oh, Morry.<br \/><br \/>Milla: Children, you are not"}