{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Jun-16 07:31:15 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4235897","html":"Int: Scene, The Oval Office. Donald Trump is standing there when Boris Johnson rushes in. <br \/>Boris: &quot;Donald!&quot;<br \/>Donald: &quot;Boris!&quot;<br \/>Boris: &quot;Did they hurt you?&quot;<br \/>Donald: &quot;Did they hurt you?&quot;<br \/>Boris: &quot;Who cares!&quot;<br \/>They embrace, before begining to dance. They then fuse in a flash of white light into the form of Adolf Hitler."}