{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Monday, 04-Jul-16 22:58:22 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4241775","html":"Events that happened in Dragon's Dogma:
>enter crypt
>open Sarcophagus
>cutscene: skeleton rises gets covered in bananaty armor and gets a glowing eye
>psh, not even as scary as Sans (Hell, you're not even as scary as Sir Daniel Fortesque), bet you don't even know how to blue
>[expelative]-ass skeleton emits a low growl
>It would be more intimidating if you just screamed "I AM EEEEEVIL" with Skeletor's voice
>Battle Start
>Pawn gets behind Skeledude
>Grabs hold of skeledude
>Execute::Highschool_Bully_Routine_4
>proceed to deliver the most once-sided beating of this skeleton's unlife
>skeledude escapes Pawn's hold
>Pawn Grabs him again
>THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>Keel Mr. Bones
>Get 2k exp and neat new armor
>doot.wav"}