{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Monday, 11-Jul-16 18:30:25 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4249567","html":"Every time your children misbehave, put a quarter in your misbehaving sock, and eventually you'll have a weapon to beat the FrankerZ out of them"}