{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"delete_ (remove)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Aug-11 15:04:14 UTC","author_name":"delete_ (remove)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/remove","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/425584","html":"It appears I have awaken in a future where punches can be sent through the Internet. In response, I installed a punch->pizza conversion mod."}