{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"orungano (tiff)'s status on Friday, 12-Aug-16 11:02:40 UTC","author_name":"orungano (tiff)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tiff","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4290003","html":""I'm sorry, sir. We would bring you more fries, but Lord Spudhlx of the eternal hellroot galaxy has deemed to dole out only meager amounts of potato. I cannot go against policy, as his eyes are many. They cannot see, yet they can take root in your mind, creating starchy horrors unimaginable.""}