{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Saturday, 13-Aug-16 18:20:42 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4291374","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mattimation\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> because humans are slow af<br \/>did you know it's still illegal to have sex outside of wedlock in some countries<br \/>even tho it only affects Humans<br \/>and that Humans are Apes<br \/>and that there's no species of Ape known for being monogamous?<br \/><br \/>damn humans are dumb"}