{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 20-Aug-16 01:38:32 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4299307","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1766\" class=\"url\" title=\"Zenneth Ryver-Styx\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">zennx<\/span><\/a><\/span> Steven isn't exactly a looker but Connie is a twelve year old girl with a Lois Griffin nose and a receding hairline. She's twelve and also a girl and she's going bald. Steven, on the other hand, has a family history of baldness and he has a full head of hair."}