{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Aug-11 14:29:46 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/429985","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/183\" class=\"url\" title=\"Carlis Moore\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">retl<\/span><\/a><\/span> You don't have goatees in your universe?  No!  That must mean I'M the evil one! D:"}