{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Thursday, 25-Aug-16 21:44:10 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4307170","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tiffany\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">tiffany<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well, you can't, as soon as you approach it, it starts to speed up even more.<br \/>For you see, the Light is moron<br \/>Exhibit A: Every Holy Paladin EVER."}