{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Michael James (tornado)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Aug-11 18:30:34 UTC","author_name":"Michael James (tornado)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tornado","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/430724","html":"Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart. Hey, lady, wanna go to Wal-Mart? Low prices, shelves, common departments, coupons. Wal-Mart. I'M IN WAL-MART! YEEEEEEEHAAAAWWWW. Getting bored of Wal-Mart."}